In the immortal words of my father: “Yowza!” This one really takes the cakes for stupidest things I’ve heard in a while:
2 drunk guys allegedly knock on police station door
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
The Associated Press
UNIONTOWN, Pa. — Police say they charged two men with public drunkenness — after they knocked on the police station door.
A Uniontown police report says 30-year-old Alan Scritchfield, of Uniontown, and 30-year-old Peter Dominick, of McClellandtown, went to the police station about 9 p.m. Sunday.
A police sergeant says Mr. Dominick could only slur his words while Mr. Scritchfield stood drinking out of a plastic cup. Asked what was in it, Mr. Scritchfield allegedly told police, “Alcohol, Crown Royal” before using an expletive to describe how drunk he was.
Police say they subdued Mr. Dominick with a stun gun when he realized he was being arrested and tried to run away.
Please let one of the local news channels find one of these Einsteins and interview them. Pretty pretty please!